Tuesday, 9 April 2019

What's Right



Here is an extract from an email I sent today to my friend Simon Hudson:

“As you say, the world is evil, corrupt, war-torn, full of crime and drugs, poverty and so on. But what can we do about it? It's People!!! How do we change them? Before the advent of modern science, the powers that be could SCARE them into submission with RELIGIOUS BELIEFS of Hell and "bottomless perdition" (Milton) etc. But that has gone now. Just about.

All I can suggest is that we need to RE-EDUCATE them somehow. Get rid of this selfish, dog eat dog, MONEY driven, go getter "Culture" or whatever and replace it with "Lifism", "Humanism", compassion, Love.... I feel more poems coming on!

Maybe we need a "World Government" to sort out poverty, war, crime etc. - but it will 
have to be BENEVOLENT, and that's a hard thing to establish. The Russian Communists etc. tried this but somehow the inner "Capitalists" took over (as depicted by George Orwell in "Animal Farm" and then taken further in "!984").

So how do we change those evil Mindsets??? That is the question. "Educate" somehow. But how???

My "Emotional Discipline" thoughts are about AVOIDING feeling Fear, Anger, Hate and other Negative Emotions. Such feelings come from the primitive RATS within us. We are geared up to survive PHYSICAL threats from predators or enemies, but modern life is about more sophisticated "threats" so those olde emotions are dysfunctional now. Funny enough "rats" feature in 1984! We have to be cool and rational nowadays...”

Nuff Said.

Paul Butters

© PB 9\4\2019.

Sunday, 13 January 2019

Our Education System Sucks



(Picture Credit - Pixabay)


Recently I have been watching a most enlightening TV series called “School” on BBC 2. If you want to see that programme on iPlayer then leave this page now! Don’t want to “spoil” it for anyone.

Anyway, the main thrust of the programme is that Education today is governed by “targets” and “results” and “getting funding”. The impression I get is that truly valuable Education has been sacrificed for cramming kids to “pass” examinations and so forth. Looking at this as a former teacher of the 1970s it seems that things have gone from bad to worse, much worse. As the Americans would say, “It sucks”. To be more specific, the UK Education System is a mess. Just like Brexit is a mess.

But don’t get me wrong. The 1950s to 70s were not Halcyon Days. Sure, I had some very good teachers. At my “Secondary Modern” school we had a great history teacher, Mr. Hanson, who did his own version of the “Horrible Histories” TV series which came later. And he played the piano at school assembly with great gusto.

On the other hand, we had a Science teacher who sat tinkering with some electronics while we all struggled with the dreaded “Physics Calculations”. Our Rural Science teacher bailed us out when that Science Man left around Christmas. That same Science teacher once took great delight in rounding up some boisterous lads to try out his “new cane” on them. That was his main teaching method I recall – swish, cane, scare, swish…

To be brutally honest, however, when I myself became a teacher I thoroughly hated the job. The only “Careers Advice” I recall from my school days was from another 6th former who remarked, “Most people who study English just go into teaching.” It proved totally unsuitable for me: after all I was one of the quietest, most timid pupils in my classes!

Reflecting on college, well, quite simply, at least where I studied we teachers were not taught how to teach. Sure, they preached Education Theory, Psychology and Sociology to us. I got high grades in all that stuff. But all my notions on how actually to work with children came from older fellow students. Indeed those students told me the old maxim, “Don’t smile before Easter!”

What hints we were given by tutors contained a confusing mixture of “Traditional” versus “Progressive” teaching approaches. They did, however, point us to books such as “How Children Fail”, “How Children Learn” and “Summerhill”.

At least on my Diploma in Careers Guidance (taken later) the tutors had us do “Video Interviews” in which they coached us in the skills required for the job. To me, “teacher training” was mainly a “selection process”. The dominant underlying belief seemed to be that you were either born to be a teacher or otherwise. “Acting” was often touted as a requisite for being a teacher and that was one of my weakest links.

Thinking on it now, I wonder how on Earth I could have met so many good teachers. They did miracles to survive. Each one of us was left to our own devices to do whatever we judged right. Yes, they made us write detailed lesson plans. But that’s not enough by a long way. “Handling” 30 “screaming kids” is no picnic.

I suppose the advent of The (UK) National Curriculum changed things somewhat. But then they probably quashed some fine “individual” teaching with that.

As for my own 6 year stint at teaching (in one school), I cannot recall much teamwork either within the department or the school as a whole. Some colleagues were extremely helpful and supportive whereas others would put you down and have an ego trip.

I do note that “Educating Yorkshire” and similar TV programmes have shown that good teamwork is possible given the right leadership and staff. But like the National Health Service, “Education” requires funding and support. It’s sad to see so many dedicated professionals banging their heads against the proverbial brick wall. Rant over. Let’s hope the powers that be see sense and put things to right.

Paul Butters

© PB 13\1\2019.

Sunday, 18 November 2018

Bonfire Night

(Picture Credit- Slideshare)

Back in the day,
When I was a little whipper snapper in Leeds,
We would go “chumping”, as we called it, for firewood,
For weeks and weeks.

Everyone built towering infernos,
Ready for November Fifth:
Bonfire Night.
Some made effigies of the “evil” Guy Fawkes,
Leader of the “Gunpowder Plot”
And stood in the street saying
“Penny for the Guy”.

What a night!
Roaring fire on a chill Winter night,
Those flames burning your face.
A World War Three
Of Fireworks:
Rockets, Catherine Wheels and bangers.
Bangers to scare the girls.
Kids painting pictures in the air
With sparklers.

And best of all,
That yummy gingery Parkin cake:
A taste I cannot put
Into words.
Oh and deep dark
Treacle Toffee,
Jacket potatoes,
Roast chestnuts
And Crunchie-like cinder toffee.

It’s many a year since I went to a bonfire.
Politically correct firework displays
Are more the modern thing.

Seems strange to burn the effigy
Of a man who had the sense
To try to blow parliament up –
Especially a Yorkshire Man.
Ha ha.

But then I read that good
Religious reasons are behind
This bonfire Celebration:
Those flames are orange
After all.

Not wishing to create divisions
Anywhere in the world,
It’s still good to see traditions
Being maintained.

Let those fires and fireworks keep rising,
Constantly emerging from the shadows
Of Halloween.

Paul Butters

© PB 27\10\2018. Written at the request of Stephen Chapman. “Treacle toffee” added later, with “jacket potatoes” and “cinder toffee” added on 31\10\18. “Roast chestnuts” added 18\11.

Saturday, 17 November 2018

Stalemate


Remoaners to the left, Brextremists to the right,
Theresa “Maggie” May has an uphill fight.
I can’t see her lasting many more days,
Unless she changes her stubborn ways.

Theresa is an immovable object.
Her hubby must be totally henpecked.
Trying to please just everyone,
Annoying all is what she’s done.

Right now she is UK Prime Minister,
But her own back benchers are getting sinister.
Some say she’s sold us down the river,
A thing for which they can’t forgive her.

Others claim she’s gone too far,
As we should stay just where we are.
Some see Europe as our friend,
But others say the UK we must defend.

Ireland is a sticking point
A thing that’s gonna rock the joint.
They don’t know where to put the border,
Without causing grief and disorder.

What an impasse, feels like stalemate,
Are we heading to be a slave state?
Who knows what’s going to happen next?
No wonder we are all perplexed.

Paul Butters

© PB 17\11\2018.

PS the word "Brextremist" was used in The Commons this week by Labour MP Angela Eagle so I "borrowed" it.