Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Running


(Picture Credit - Massiveeffort org)
A quick thought: people talk of “running on your toes” yet actually I think you are best running on your “pads”. Yes, that soft tissue where your toes are attached to your foot. Once you get going then maybe you might run up on your toes but I think you need to start on those pads.

Can’t recall going running this year, to be honest. Intend to have a go soon. I hear the Council have sold the King George (Taylor’s Avenue) Fields to Cleethorpes Rugby Club. That means that the gate to the car park is kept locked. That’s not helpful but… Earlier the school nearly claimed half the fields and turned them into a private cross-country course. That didn’t help either.

There are still football fields there and I intend to “stride one out” to determine whether it’s still a full 100 metres. Nuff Said. Out.


PS That pitch is 109 strides\yards long, about 100 metres. Now to run it hehe. 

Wednesday, 7 September 2016

Be Intelligent: Be a Wimp



 (Picture Credit - Sniper by Homeland 1 com)


A couple of nights ago I hit the whisky for the first time in ages. Whisky often gets me thinking. Sometimes it makes me do crazy things like making mad emails or texts, but that’s another story.

Occasionally whisky gives me some great insights into Life and beyond. Sure enough, this time I again got to thinking that I’m “The One” like the hero of “Matrix. That I’m more important than Obama, Putin, May, even Royalty. That I should be utterly selfish and take what I want. Then only go to court if frogmarched there.

But then I started to think about consequences… If I was so selfish and even criminal then I would no doubt drum up a lot of opposition. And I’ve been brought up through “Macho Man Culture” to fight my opponents.

In my darker moments I recall many a time when I was bullied at school, college or work and wish I’d retaliated Big Time. But Wait! That’s that Macho Thing again!!! And it won’t work!

When I was 19 I realised that an individual’s first Priority is Survival. You have to survive first and foremost before you can aspire to anything else. Interesting that I thought this when I was at Teacher Training College, but that’s yet another story.

Realistically, to be able to fight every corner you would have to be trained as a Marine or someone similar, and master a vast array of martial arts etc. And even then, at some point you would probably meet your match.

In other words, fighting, battling and otherwise being Macho is not Smart. (Smartness is better than “Intelligence” by the way, which is in turn superior to IQ). Sorry, but the smart way is to be sneaky, conniving or whatever it takes to go undetected or make a clean escape if “found out”. Tell some white lies too. All this goes against my upbringing of course, but needs must.

Fight or flight? It has to be flight every time, given the opportunity. But if you have to fight, make it guerrilla warfare or become a sniper or something. Fight Smart too, if you have to.  

In retrospect my teenage tactic of keeping my head down and my mouth shut was quite wise. I overdid that tactic of course, but hey…

I can be a smart lad at times. If reluctant to use my smartness. As I say, Smartness is good for the purposes of Survival. So don’t be afraid to play the Mouse if you have to. Nuff Said. Out.

Paul Butters

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